Pollen attack.

It's not green in NC. It's yellow.

Names for the pollen invasion:

Bee's Disease
Blonde Dandruff
Yellow Rain
Car Wash Super Sale Days
Canary Explosion
Sneeze Weeks
Earth Chalk
The Snots
Nasal Holocaust
Powder Plague
Nature's Exfoliation
God Sneeze
Death Sprinkles
Layer of Doom

Eh, maybe not my best, but a worthy exercise.

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